Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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