On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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