I want to stick my p in your. b.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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