Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
