we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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