He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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