Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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