the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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