is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
did you just send me my own nude
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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