Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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