Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird