But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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