Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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