Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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