He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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