i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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