You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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