Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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