this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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