i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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