what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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