He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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