Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I can text with my tongue
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
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The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize