He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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