i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i think i have two assholes
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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