I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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