I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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