Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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