All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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