Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm at about main and main street
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.