Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo