I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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