Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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