Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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