i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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