if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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