when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
third nipple confirmed
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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