No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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