shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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