I seem to have left my pride at pride
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize