Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!