Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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