I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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