Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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