I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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