What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
40s are totally the cure
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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