ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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