White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
