Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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