we're blogging at a bar
You smell like stripper and shame
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I need to calm my uterus...
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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