You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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