the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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