I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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