Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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