why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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