I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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