We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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