I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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