I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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